we are adorable~~~~
no matter how choppy our gifs are
remember this tho
WHARE DID U TWO GOOOOOOOO~
lolol awh someone missed me cc: I’m sowwy~~ wow we havent talked in a while o:
<3
Mar 17 2013, 2 months ago : 14 notes : reblog
- GLaDOS: That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid.
- GLaDOS: That's not me talking, it's right here in your file
- GLaDOS: On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid.
- GLaDOS: Well, what does a neck-bearded engineer know about fashion? He probably-
- GLaDOS: Oh, wait, it's a she
- GLaDOS: Still, what does she know?
- GLaDOS: Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree
- GLaDOS: in fashion
- GLaDOS: from France
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom
because the P is silent
also because they’re dead
(Source: barbershopping, via ivanityxx)
There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too.
For those who might doubt me
So this kid is obviously a god descended from on high to judge mortals.
Obviously
(via zakuda)
^ gpoy rn omg
(Source: comradenoah, via lexiemeatsix)
Jan 2 2013, 4 months ago : 1,080 notes : reblog
Code Enforcement got mad at us and told us to put our project car in the garage. My step brother had lost the keys. We looked for days, checked everywhere. Eventually we cut our losses and disconnected the transmission to push it in the garage. An hour after that mess, he finds them lying around. This is literally his keychain.
Dec 18 2012, 5 months ago : 1 note : reblog
-trollface -idk -true story -irony
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
IDK I’m still kinda hooked on the fishing pole.
I had high hopes for the vacuum but it ended up sucking
I’ve heard that air planes have really taken off.
When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution
(via iveysaur)
